" instant replay "

 [ "instant replay" ]

1: When you drop a deuce, leave the bathroom and immediately turn right back in to drop another

  * e.g.,  ... I should cut down on fiber, i just had an instant replay 

 [ "Instant Replay" ]

1: Where, immediately after an amusing comment is made, the person to whom the comment was addressed turns around and repeats the comment exaggeratedly and/or mockingly to his/her friend(s).

  * e.g.,  ... Person I: You bastard! So you were the one who did that to me. (shakes head and walks away) 

 [ "Instant Replay" ]

1: When someone says something extremely retarded or stupid, so much so that calling them slow just won't suffice.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn did you just here what the fuck Jill just said, that bitch is a instant replay... 

 [ "instant replay chick" ]

1: A girl who, from one angle, looks hot, but from another is horribly ugly. Much like how on a football instant replay it may look like a touchdown from one angle, and down at the 1 from another.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude #1: I thought that girl in the black over there was hot, then I saw her from another angle, and I saw she was really ugly. Dude #2: Total instant replay chick. 

 [ "Instant replay decapitation" ]

1: You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

  * e.g.,  ... The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.